-I said my wife was pregnant and In Labor, Sadly, he lead me all the way to the hospital, Well, I go in the hospital and wait there like three hours, then I go back outside and He goes" Is it a boy or girl" I was like thinking " WTF He actually stayed here" and then I lie "she died". I know that's bad, but I did not want a ticket!I said my wife was pregnant and In Labor, Sadly, he lead me all the way to the hospital, Well, I go in the hospital and wait there like three hours, then I go back outside and He goes" Is it a boy or girl" I was like thinking " WTF He actually stayed here" and then I lie "she died". I know that's bad, but I did not want a ticket!I went past him on the freeway, he was going too slow! He got behind me and pulled me over. I was so scared, he was mean at first but once he figured out I was a ditz he was cool. I explained that he was not doing the speed limit and he assured me he was, I told him I just got my car out of the shop for the transmission, showed him the paperwork and everything. He was laughing at me and said OK get in your car and drive beside me when I give you the thumbs up you are doing the speed limit, you have to take the care in to be fixed tell them what happened their will be no charge. I was so lucky that was about eighteen years ago!
I went past him on the highway, he was going too slow! He got behind me and pulled me over. I was so scared, he was mean at first but once he figured out I was a ditz he was cool. I explained that he was not doing the speed limit and he assured me he was, I told him I just got my car out of the shop for the transmission, showed him the paperwork and everything. He was laughing at me and said OK get in your car and drive beside me when I give you the thumbs up you are doing the speed limit, you have to take the care in to be fixed tell them what happened their will be no charge. I was so lucky that was about eighteen years ago!
I got out of my truck before they came up to the window, I called my dad and started freaking out `Dad my truck`s a piece of/%$ I`m leaking oil all over I`m overheating I`m trying to get to work and now the cops are telling me what a piece of /$?$ my truck is!` I stayed on the phone having a crisis during the entire 20 minutes the cops were probing my truck lol, they`s tell me they have a problem with a light, I`d reply ``I have an even bigger problem with my transmission ok!`
Got off easy on that one.
Time before- You know how fast you were going?
- sorry sir I wasn`t paying attention
- I clocked you at 129!
I pat the side of my door and exclaim `Yep, the old girls still got it` then looked up and smiled at him. He was angry but when I smiled at him he started laughing his head off hahaha, no ticket there either.
whats with the heart after officer?! ahahhahah
sorry but i was at the mall and my baby sister accedently took a very expensive game board and a police officer walked up to me and asked what her name was and i thought he was flirting so i just walked away but then he took my arm and took the thing out of my sisters hands:p
After he pulls you over wave at him frantically and act really anxious, when he gets near tell him you think you got food poisoning from taco bell and you need to get to a bathroom really quick and say you are about the crap your pants. See if he dares call your bluff.
Last time; arrested for truency:
"It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
"Why didn't you go to school?"
"That's what she said..."
Time before that, walking late at night with friends and chicks, pulled over by cops, had a lot of whiskey...
"Hold on guys, I'l handle this... Yes, um, 4 cheeseburgers, 2 salads, 6 sodas, 3 french fries and an ice cream sundae, extra chocolate, please?"
"What are you guys doing?"
(Point at friend)
"(Him) Uh, see, we were at the rec center and my mother called and told us how late it was and we should come home..."
'Give me your names and dates of birth, please."
We do.
Chick: "Oh my god, this is so scary, I have never even been stopped by a cop before!"
"Calm down, it's fine!"
Friend: "If I go guys, bye. I'm on probation."
Me: "Do we have anything on us?"
"I hope not"
Other Friend: "I'm probably going, too. I'm in court wth (me)."
Me: Yeah, I'm going too..."
Chick Cop: "You guys are free to go..."
All: THANK YOU. THANK YOU, MA'AM. THANK YOU. THANKS SO MUCH....!!!!
Shut the door, breathng hard with relief, got out the pipe, bud, music.... good times.
I didn't use an excuse. I kept my mouth shut and let the officer talk because no matter what I say it's his word against mine and he's the one with the badge. Plus I don't want to incriminate myself by making suggestions of what I did wrong.
Oh, I'm just out at 3 AM because I heard there was a meteor shower and I wanted to watch it away from the lights. Why are my eyes bloodshot? Well, I've been up since yesterday morning, plus I cried a little when I realized there was no meteor shower. I was really excited about it, you see.
My excuse was to "**** off from my sight before I take your sight" then I could see she was all dripping wet..poor woman first day at the office? I felt so bad I actually ended up comforting her and asked for her neuber and she gave me 999. lol
I really talked my way out of running a kinda yellow light
I told the officer my handicapped person was sick
My last excuse was that one of my passengers was pregnant and that we were heading to the hospital xD she even acted it up and put a pillow under her shirt
If you get a ticket for speeding or running a red light just go to the ER in the hospital tell them you have chest pain :). Show the doctors note to the police department. LOL
i tell that my son wanted to go to the toilet
Im 11 so obviosuly I cant drive but my mom got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign for 10 seconds!!!
I remember one from the guy who hit my grandmothers car on a rainy afternoon. When asked why, he said he didn't see her because "gray sky, gray road, gray car."
i'm **hic** sorry, ociffer..i didn't know i **burp** was speedlin'........oh ! i didn't **hic** know i was swervinin'...HEY! DID YA **burp** KNOW I GOT THE **hic** WIFEST NICE IN TH' WHOOOOOLE NUNITED STATES !!
I told him I had a problem with making a complete stop at a stop sign when NO ONE is around.. ***** retard.. 120$ down the drain
My dog ate the Registration.
**** off i'm jason derulo
Hay officers, would you like a bloOwjob aswell?? I'm doing it cheap. 20 bucks per hour ^-^
because i had to go to the bathroom.
I didn't make up an excuse.. I was simply speeding!
because I'm black..
I act like i have down syndrome.
It was a hot sunny day,and you know...
i didn't know i was going above the speed limit!
My leg was having a seizure and thats why I hit the petal so hard
sorry my radar wasnt plugged in
I didn't do it.
Hahaha funny question
I can tell you this i shot the police in the head and that was a good excuse.
**** the police
Hahahahahaha
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